Las dos cosas <3
Ellen just spent two minutes passing out pizza on live television and it was the best thing I’ve ever seen and if that doesn’t show you how awesome Ellen is I can’t help you
a pizza boy stands in the kitchen groaning at the night shift he has to work at when he could be watching the oscars but then suddenly the phone rings and his eyes light up at the words “hello this is ellen and i’ll need 99 boxes of pizza delivered to the dolby theatre asap”
and the winner is……….leonardo……….da vinci!!! congratulations on mona lisa
Cate Blanchett wins the Oscars on more than one level
Ellen on how the Oscars are like the Hunger Games
why wasn’t “Bone of Contention” starring Temperance Brennan nominated for an Oscar??This is a very important question.
ITS OFFICIAL THE ACADEMY IS DOING THIS ON PURPOSE TO PISS OF LEO
I’m so fucking done with this stupid academy awards fucking shit. Jennifer Lawrence, you’re amazing. All of the nominees in that category were amazing, other than the one who actually fucking won. I knew this was coming, but it’s fucking bullshit as fucking hell on a dirty fucking bitch. I’m so fucking pissed off. Screw you academy.
Sincerly, NOT a Lupita Ny’One-NoteGo fan.