How to Know When a Woman is Mad

businessofmisery-:

these ladies are my idols 

so my grandfather just made an omelette for my dog while i’m here starving and omelette is like my favorite thing in the world so i went to the yard and stole the food from my dog before she could even take a bite

im fucking insane

weirdoqueer:

this cat’s name is princess monstertruck that’s it evreything’s going to be ok

aradira:

Doctor Who Meme → Five Otps [3/5]
↳ The Doctor & TARDIS

spoondollars:

you can just see the homestuck

kaworuniggiesa:

pkmntrainer-wally:

kaworuniggiesa:

are boys real

no

flexed:

“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer

ssteampunkachu:

Omfg this is perfect

lordwhat:

This just in: Kevin teaches Crowley what it means to be king.

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connorkawaii:

connorkawaii:

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ibara-san:

itscooltolovejesus:

what a bunch of lil shits

blossom you dont even have a fucking nose

my-chemical-hugs:

I often forget that not everyone reads gay fanfiction

simpaticonebula:

2 years ago I saw a group of middle school aged Buddhist boys in orange robes who had shaved heads and a little boy saw them and said “Look, Mom! Airbenders!” and at first they laughed but then they told him that they were Airbenders but they weren’t allowed to airbend in public and it was pretty much the greatest thing I’ve ever seen